baby food
baby food
i learned today that as an infant, i was not fed baby food. instead, as a money saving technique, my parents took the leftovers from their meals, put them in a quasi-blender, turned said leftovers into a liquid form, and fed them to me. this is nearly synonymous with scraping your plate into your garbage disposal and eating what come out the other end. or better yet, having the family dog lick your plate clean. thanks mom, thanks dad. but, as my dad reassured me, it must have worked because i have “great muscle structure… it had to be the pseudo-baby-food.”
I bet there was a better version of this in the late 70s/ early 80s.